MTVitus

Causes a channel dedicated to one thing to branch off in all directions, completely destroying the original cause. Named for the imfamous network MTV, the first known and most prominent case of this disease. There is no known cure and is 100% fatal to ratings, eventually leading to either the death of the channel or the creation of another network to contain the irrelevant shit.

G4 has caught the dreaded MTVitus. Seriously, have you seen what it airs now?

by ivory72 March 4, 2008

mtis

abriviation for more than i should

i love you mtyk (more than you know) mtis (more than i should)

by chloe cantelope December 9, 2008

mtrd

Muttonhead That Ran Down - a bad league player who had to search up this definition :D

this mtrd is so bad they had to search up what mtrd meant, what an mtrd

by mtrd diff June 12, 2021

Singpaore Mtah

Graet nwes for dylsexic nedrs eevywhree who wnat to leran “Singapore Math” whtiout acucrate spleling or gramamr.

Singpaore Mtah srtikes trreor aomng eidtors aruond the wolrd wohse dyas mgiht be numeberd.

by Covido February 24, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

MTV

a stupid channel for stupid people that trys to mix good charlotte backstreet boys and 50 cent together and make a lovely tuna caserol...i am so high right now its not even funny

ok fine so im not high, im just trying to be stupid in a failed attept you make someone laugh.....i think i will go kill myself now

by the bad touch July 29, 2003

MTV Generation

MTV is some scummy TV company who want to pump slime into you ears and eyes until money oozes out of your pocket into theirs.

It is pathetic drugery for loosers with no capacity to think or act on their own.

MTV generation is marketing hype made by MTV themselves, what a better way to market themselves than by getting people to say that anyone born in the 80s is "MTV generation", scumbags they are.

MTV is synonymous with anal mucus.

Look I've got no brain, checkout my MTV skillz, as I slob around with my latest trend fashion clothes and live my fake life as a clone and consumer, jumping though hoops and taking crap from the media.

by diatribe April 1, 2004