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Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.
Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."
by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021
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Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.
You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
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Mouth Massage

Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.
Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.
by Snowdrops22 June 20, 2022
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Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
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mouthful of toothpaste

''Johhny had a mouthful of toothpaste last night''
by mossballjar October 3, 2022
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Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.
Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021
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mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation
That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.
by John Henrique January 19, 2006
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