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Mouth Breather 

One who doesn't know how to breathe through their damn nose, causing them to constantly pant like dogs.
"Dude, Steve is such a fucking mouth breather"
Mouth Breather by Asm0deus July 6, 2017

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.
"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"
Mouth hammer by ten75ice October 13, 2017

mouth ploppers 

Small food you can plop in your mouth. And food small enough to eat in one bite.
Sally had a nice spread of cheese, crackers, and tasty mouth ploppers.
mouth ploppers by CapatainWestward November 9, 2017

mouth breather 

Wow, he’s so cute, must be a mouth breather...
mouth breather by spicy stinger November 19, 2017

Mouth breather 

A person who without hesitation wil tell on you or someone who gossips too much and wont keep their mouth shut
You know the feds will be at your door if bob knows what you're doing, he's a mouth breather.
Mouth breather by Squig9669 May 5, 2018

Mouth wizard 

When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.

When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language

A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard

She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves
Mouth wizard by UDcuzn May 12, 2018