An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.
Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!
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The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.
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The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.
It can also be used to replace naughty words like fuck.
Fuck is a bad word
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heard about wolf bagging, so i pulled a fat ugly woman to try it. but the fat bitch ate the bacon and the string. wont do that again. i call it moosebagging.....
by the moosebagger May 12, 2008
Get the moosebagging mug.Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
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Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
by Mr G Moosebagger May 12, 2008
Get the moose bagging mug.An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.
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Get the riding the red moose mug.That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
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