A tall, dancer with no control of her limbs (lol). She can either kick ur shins until u pay attention to her or blackmail u w photos of urself. Even tho she seems like she hates u, she don't so suck it up. Not the smartest in the world, but smart enough to get by in school (although u may have to help her through it).
by malloryisabuttface123 May 28, 2019
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Bridgette: How was Chucks party last night?
Shiesty: It was good!! except for the part where i pulled a Mallory.
Shiesty: It was good!! except for the part where i pulled a Mallory.
by Snowbunnie~ November 23, 2009
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Holy shit! That girl's 13 yet she's throwing a tantrum over her hairbrush like a 6 year old! What a fucking Mallory!
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