moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

moist

People hate the word, which makes it a weapon to world dominance.

Chad: this cake is so *grins maniacally* moist
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*

by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 30, 2021

Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.

Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.

by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

moist

being wet sexually but not quite fully. It's like a semi-erection or half a version but the girl version

guy: are you wet?
girl: not yet, I'm moist

by jhon but with oh & h flipped December 1, 2020

Moist

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by ICC off off off de November 23, 2021