When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
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The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo
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Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022
A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
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