MILF monger

A man who enjoys relations with MILFs.

I am a MILF monger.

by sbo September 24, 2011

spitroasted milf

Fourty-something who likes “it” coming and going. Think about it.

We all had a great time with Bill’s mom after practice. We spitroasted milf all night

by MicheilArchangel September 28, 2017

Spoiled Milf

A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf

Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.

by Gemini12 October 9, 2012

milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

milf worthy

a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour

oh my god, she's ripped her underwear

aww, she's a bit behind!

by Mofette September 30, 2004

Milf Duo

A duo of milfs, Two milfs that are good friends.

My girl and her friend are a real milf duo.

by Selonianth the MilfMaster February 16, 2010

MILF dud

A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.

"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "

by Joggles28 December 30, 2008