Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

Mats Milde

a boy with little dick

you are a "Mats Milde"

by Terminator69420 December 18, 2019

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn...Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

Holdridge Mile

Any distance between 2 points

Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"

by tankwithteeth October 2, 2020

Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021