mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.

So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct

by flashwildecard May 11, 2015

Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.

Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.

by Sramazan October 9, 2015

Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.

Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."

by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015

Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016