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Bloody Mandarin

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.
Yo dawg I was pounding my bitch and she squirted like a Bloody Mandarin!
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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th July 15, 2025
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3 Piu Mandaments

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise
When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.
by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019
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Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos
Those legally mandated mandatorily engage
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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Pull a manda

when you loose something (everything) right after you find it
wheres the lighter? I just had it. i pull a manda
by chrisinks October 25, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Sun of mandarine

Exclamation when someone's angry and you say, instead of saying "sun of a bitch," you say "Mandarin."
Can you leave me in peace? You're a Sun of Mandarine.
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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