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Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.
5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.
by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019
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Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit
Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe
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Meth Chi

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.
by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025
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Meth Pull

noun / phrase

A Meth Pull is a massive, high-risk mob pull in Ashes of Creation, characterized by extreme aggression, overwhelming enemy counts, and a near-total disregard for group survivability.

Despite the chaos, there's just enough tactical intent to make it barely justifiable - and exactly the kind of pull that separates hardcore players from the rest.
- Involves pulling more mobs than any casuzal healer can reasonably handle.

- Has a 50/50 chance of success - either legendary xp amounts or a group wipe.

- Meth usually takes the blame, regardless of fault.

- Often triggers panic, confusion, or rage -a yet no one stops it.

- Has become shorthand for any pull that feels insane but necessary.

- Equal parts tactic and meme; feared, respected, and repeated.

Usage :
"That wasn’t a big pull, that was a full-on Meth Pull."
"We wiped again?"
"Yeah, classic Meth Pull. Healer couldn’t keep up."
"Why do we keep doing this?"
"Because..."
by Hübscher September 6, 2025
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Meth month

When someone on meth does stupid shit ,or steal from someone ,friend or family ,close person to them. They will disappear out of your life for a out a month than reappear and act like nothing happened and you forgot about the reason you should be upset.
My buddy came and borrowed my truck, got it impounded and left me paying all the fees to get my truck home. A meth month goes by and what do you know my buddy decides to show his face again and act like it never happened and we are still best friends.
by Lowfur March 11, 2025
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Meth Ghoul

Essentially a meth zombie, but with higher competence. They are able to quite literally be very successful, but be on meth.
Bro my friends meth ghoul of a father, killed a mentally ill woman and hid her body.
by The Last Nigga faggot June 13, 2024
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fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.
I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024
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