Torsoless mdget

A torsoless midget is one who was born with normal legs and arms and a very large penis while having half an upper body (torso) He is loved by all and very popular witht he ladies. and usally fucks fat hoes.

I am a torso less midget with a very large penis. I am a fucking tripod. Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

I.M.'d

the act of sending or receiving an instant message.

Kim I.M.'d me this morning, when I was checking my email, to tell me the concert was at 7 tonight.

by sher w May 21, 2006

P.M.D.

(acronym) Pushing Maximum Density. A woman that is overweight, fat, F.O.B.

Dude, I saw Jen the other day and not only did she put on weight, she's P.M.D.!

by ay-non July 28, 2006

R.M.D.R.

Stands for Real Men Don't Rape.

R.M.D.R. - Are you a real man?

by digital.fragrance March 30, 2008

MDB

Sexual term meaning to take a Mountain Dew Bath with someone. A fantasy to fill a tub with mountain dew(or another favorite beverage) and then share it with a partner.

That chick looks like she just got out of an MDB.

by Jacob Tubbs May 26, 2008

MDI

When someone mans down on such a regular basis and so badly they contract the disease MDI (short for Man Downitis). This has been known to be terminal.

Fucking 'ell spaaaaarcy chicken you have got well bad MDI

by the greenest mile December 31, 2007

S.O.M.D.

Short for:

Sit On My Dick

"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"

by This Life Style October 26, 2005