I.M.'d 

the act of sending or receiving an instant message.

Kim I.M.'d me this morning, when I was checking my email, to tell me the concert was at 7 tonight.

I.M.'d by sher w May 21, 2006

I’m D 

To tell your brosef or broski in a sus way that you are Down for an event or activity

Mo: Yo brosef, wanna slurp some bubble tea?

Nick: I’m D fam, this shit be bussin’

I’m D by The Farmerman June 29, 2022

I.M.D.P 

Instant Messaging Domestic Partner

An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!

A real excerpt from an I.M.D.P. chat (names changed)....

Jane: Good Morning!

Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that

Jane: wow - I have never tried it

Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"

Jane: what does it feel like?

Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL

Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit

Jill: lame

I.M.D.P by Bag-o-Crazy July 8, 2011

i.m.d.g. 

immer mit der gang (always with my clique)

Freund: Du bist nie alleine, was machst du immer?
Ich: Bin i.m.d.g. !

i.m.d.g. by anonymous May 23, 2021

W.U.I.M.D. 

Woke Up Inside My Dad

The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.

"dude, i got retarded off absynth last night and w.u.i.m.d.!! LOLZ!!"

W.U.I.M.D. by SAITOWNED September 25, 2006

C.I.M.D.A.S 

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

C.I.M.D.A.S by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019