McDoogle

A McDoogle is of the lesbian breed. However unlike the lipstick lesbo they are bull dike in nature. Most commonly middle aged they prefer to pretend that they are men with vaginas. Interests include muff diving, carpet munching and scissor kissing. They can usually be identified by their mullet hair styles and excessive applications of sports bras. McDoogles tend to pair with other McDoogles and tend to rely on strap-ons. Majorities of McDoogles genuinely think they are capable of challenging men to physical activities, but they are always reminded that they are insufficient due to their lack of balls and weiner. McDoogles can be found in every type of environment, but mostly migrate towards softball fields and humane societies. The largest problem amongst McDoogles is their inability to decide who the man is in the relationship, rarely do they realize that neither are... silly McDoogles.

Hey see that couple in the corner?
Yeah, what about em.
Are those two dudes?
Oh no, they think they are, but those are just a couple of McDoogles.
I bet they piss standing up.
They definitely try.

by Dr. McDoogle March 9, 2011

McDonalds

Looking for food poisoning? Not Sick of places like Pizza Hut delivering the bug? The Visit.... McDonalds, guarenteed Illness with every order.

Now with Death For All The Family: not-so-happy Meals.

I.P. Freely
1974-2003
This is what
happens when
you eat at
McDonalds!

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

McDonalds

a place where fat people spawn and graze in the vast fields of fries and lawsuits

McDonalds breeds and kills fat cows to make their burger, then feeds more fat cows with the burgers in order to have more fat cows for killing

by giant chicken man May 17, 2006

McDougal

When one finds it necessary to go to McDonals, buy a plain McChicken, and then a Double cheese, and then insert said McChicken into Double Cheese, thus creating the McDougal.

Dude, broski, I was starving, so I one upped myself and got a McDougal.

by JohnnyMac January 12, 2009

McDonald's

A popular American fast food restaurant with a worldwide appeal and presence. Hated by college Marxists because it represents the triumph of capitalism and consumer choice.

"Hey - let's go trash a McDonald's after we finish our BUSH=HITLER pro-Saddam protest march!"

by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDonalds

Bad food.

McDonalds is terrible.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

mcdonaldization

the process of someone physically becoming a big mac due to eating so many of the damn things.

"OMG! You are so mcdonaldized, i can hardly tell it's you...my god, just look at the level of of mcdonaldization in you!"

by Jennybean5 May 17, 2006