Uncle Madeed

The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.

Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.

by Austinn Powerzz October 5, 2020

jackson manderson

the hottest guy alive....the only guy that will make you feel so special. even though he will leave you on delivered for 7 hours, when he does text/snap you, it is the greatest feeling. always has the great advice but only tells it to the people he loves and cares for. if you know a jackson manderson, ur so damn lucky. he is GODLY at cuddling. if you see a jackson manderson, dont waste ur time.... go for it!!!!! you are gonna miss ur chance.

person: "damn! look at that man!! so fine asf!!!

me: "omg thats jackson manderson, he's so hot"

by pinkflamingo0306 December 2, 2021

Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex

I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER

by big minion hater 5000 May 12, 2022

True mandem

A true mandem is someone who let's the other mandem clap their cheeks

1-There's a new true mandem at school
2-Ya u met them in the bathroom yesterday
1-Imma go today

by Rendev June 3, 2022

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

The Mandel Incident

Howie Mandel posted a prolapsed asshole on tiktok asking "is this covid related"

Gee Tom, did you hear about The Mandel Incident?

by gardenturtle63 August 3, 2022