by The blessed February 3, 2024
Get the Lou Luckmug. A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023
Get the Jones Luckmug. by Totally not Kunde June 5, 2017
Get the Luckmug. The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
Get the Brad luckmug. 
The name "Dream Luck" is a jab at the Minecraft Speedrunner that goes by the name Dream. Dream has cheated in speedruns, adding modifications that edits mob drop rates in this favor. Dream Luck is when you complete any sort of RNG task with high success by modifications of the game or tampering with your save beforehand. Something that normally, only a very lucky person would achieve. Dream Luck mostly occurs in speedruns but can appear in other forms such as let's plays.
by CardinaI December 4, 2021
Get the Dream Luckmug. by lhopem115 June 8, 2021
Get the Luck of the Blirshmug.