by stressed April 05, 2006
1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.
1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."
2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008
Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
by spankerton February 14, 2013
The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
by THEKosherDillWhole May 15, 2009
by Wil13 July 17, 2006
by foundations of statistics December 02, 2016
This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
by knoby February 21, 2007