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Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Lizard tickle culture

A very specific tradition where you tickle lizards until they die
Hey did you see that dude tickle his lizard! Yeah I hope I can achieve that accomplishment of lizard tickle culture one day!
by The lizard tickler May 27, 2024
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Lizard

"What is Mark Zuckerberg?"
"A lizard"
by Real_shrek June 5, 2018
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lizard

"Lizard" is a nick name for actress Elizabeth Olsen, made by her mother. Lizard might also be another term for her other nickname, "Lizzie".

The nickname Lizard is often used by her mother when voice mailing her, that lasts about 2 or more minutes <3.
Person 1: I just love Lizard Olsen.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
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newtie lizard

newtie lizard is a HOTTIEEEEEE
by newtxthomas1 September 6, 2021
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