lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.
so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.
by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
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Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.
by Zoskian March 22, 2018
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linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 08, 2014
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newtie lizard

newtie lizard is a HOTTIEEEEEE
by newtxthomas1 September 07, 2021
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Krusty Lizard Sand

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox
by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
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lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.
Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.
by Weirdassbutt June 03, 2018
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