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The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.
Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break
by SukyPirate November 16, 2009
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Filthy Lisa

A Filthy Lisa is similiar to a dirty sanchez but requires a Lisa, Filthy Frank and two other dicks (guys). The first dick draws a mustache, the second draws a monocle, and then Filthy Franks shit covered dick is rested upon lisas head like a dank turd.
Yo i found out that markiplier and the game grumps LOVE a Filthy Lisa!
by Coley25 June 4, 2016
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The Lisa and Lisa's

When someone throws a hissy fit and starts crying over an ex girlfriend. Alternative to the Johnson and Johnson's but only relevant when related to tears over an ex girlfriend.
I can't believe Eddie got upset and left the bar early. He had a bad case of the lisa and lisa's.
by eddieloveslisa September 9, 2014
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nasty lisa

A nasty lisa is a form of rare silver haired species in a world of corona OwO
Booty, Booty, Booty, !!!! Wow a nasty lisa!
by $crimmythakid April 10, 2020
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Wendela Lisa Ek

Wendela is a tönt and goes to partys all week long. Wendela, aslo known as Wendys, loves to talk on the phone with the beast. The beast reffering to Serk.
Wendela Lisa Ek is a tönt
by Wendela lisa ek April 3, 2022
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Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022
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Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.
OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.
by assasin0009 August 16, 2019
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