Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024

Layin Tha Shii TF Down

-to be good at satisfying a woman sexually
-could include intercourse or other means
-screaming through the walls
-given some act right, now she acting right

Me: "I swear to god i "layed tha shii down last night"
Bae: "You gon lay that shii down again?"
Layin Tha Shii TF Down: gave her/him plessure that he/she needed

by La'Trisha November 21, 2023

Landina

The girl version of landen, usually has a big Bunda looks like two pigs smuggling over a planket.

You have a Landina of an ass.

by SUPERFIGHTER8743 April 5, 2024

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Layden

Act of not believing something

You’re acting layden bro
Call me layden but that’s not true

by Beans of the greens June 22, 2024