Dragging a lady

A kind of posh wank.

Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...

1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"

by Braegan March 5, 2017

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lady tornado

Leah Segedie coined the phrase "lady tornado".

Definition - vaginal flatulence.

While rehearsing to film a workout DVD, Leah was worried that Tracey heard her "lady tornado" as she was doing abdominal lifts!

by ljenator September 21, 2010

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Randomly yelled out across the office to the satisfaction of bakalaka usually by the gagg or the Milne factor.

The key is to yell it out at the most unsuspecting moment, it will shock and entertain those that are lucky enough to hear it.

The nooooooon part needs to be drawn out for maximum effect.

Eg.

The office is quiet everyone is hard at work then all of a sudden out of nowhere....

Gagg: Afternooooooooon ladies!

The women are startled and dont know what to think while all the men crack up laughing.

Bakalaka: Luv ya work BIG FELLA!

by Thebigfellatso July 24, 2014

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Lady Kanade

Also known as Kanade, she is a priestest that fought against the Four War Gods in the 4th Inuyasha Movie called: Fire on the Mystic Island.

Lady Kanade: I shall pass on what little life I have left. In exchange, save these children.

Inuyasha: What happens to the kids is up to them. All I'm going to do is destroy the Four War Gods.

Lady Kanade: That is fine. You have my blessings.

Inuyasha: Asagi! We're getting outta here now.

Asagi: Is...it okay to stay alive?

Inuyasha: Quit asking permission like that!

Lady Kanade: Wait.

Asagi: Lady Kanade?

(quotes taken from the movie)

by Strawberry-Ringo September 26, 2008

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