keithdabeast

Big dick gets all the chicks and every person loves him he is usually pretty strong and loves eating pussy

Keithdabeast is cool

by Keith 14 May 23, 2020

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

kethana

A stubborn crackhead but really dumb.

She thought jumping off the roof was a good idea although I told her it wasn't. Such a Kethana.

by The anonymous fish 🐠 October 11, 2020

kaethlly

a girl who is obsessed with 😂 the crying laughing emoji and can never be single.

kaehtlly wont stop screaming at me. kaethlly stop using that emoji!

by xoxo santana lopez October 22, 2020

Kiehlie

Will threaten to curb stomp you and be charged for first-degree murder if you date her friends.

Kiehlie: "if you hurt her I'm going to fUCkinG invert your rib cage and curb stomp you"

by -Robert- November 6, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020