Jonnywilsoned

When you get a word or situation corrected by a Jonny, or if you can't fix something and a Jonny just turns up and fixes it straight away, looking at you like you are an imbecile!!

The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.

Imbecile "I'm sure it was 1998", Jonny "I'm pretty sure it was 1999". Imbecile after trying to confirm the right answer "FUUUUUCCCKK, i've just been Jonnywilsoned"

Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"

by Jonnygers August 28, 2024

Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025

Jonny

ending a game when everyone is having fun

This person is being a Jonny (while ending an ARAM game)

by non-jonny August 20, 2025

Jonny Wylie

Jonny Wylie is an innovative moon man. He started his aspiration for being a moon man when he realised his face is shaped like the moon. Some people call him a dickhead, because of this.

Do you know Jonny Wylie? Yeah, his face is like the moon. Moonface Jonny Dickhead Wylie.

by 1of10 October 7, 2025

Jonny depp

A emo pirate

Not many Jonny Depp these days

by Qwerty-slay queen💅🏻👑 October 23, 2025

jonny

is a actually diseased; shant

you are jonny

by ayamma November 13, 2025

Full Jonno

A term reserved for those who are so intoxicated and drugged up that their inhibitions are reduced to the point where said person will do ANYTHING.

"Did you see that guy? Yeah, he went full Jonno!!"

by Peg legged February 19, 2014