The Jonas-Theme

Das Jonas-Theme ist das einzigartigste und absolut beste Musikstück in der Geschichte der modernen Welt. Es geht auf das Stück „River flows in you“ zurück, wobei der einzige Unterschied besteht, dass es von Jonas gespielt wird.

Guy1: Bro what is that music?
Guy2: Its The Jonas-Theme

by \/\/0\/\/ May 23, 2023

pull a jonagh

When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.

Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.

by crusty1207 April 10, 2010

Jonas Brothers

an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.

Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT

Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro

me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame

by MandySteinrofl December 15, 2008

Jonas Brothers

painfully overrated disney shit that appeals only to little girls who have narrow minds and no taste in real music. There supposedly 'attractive' but...I don't see it....damn you disney. Ruining a generation...

Typical Jonas Brothers Fan Speech Fan: OH MY JONAS!! I LOVE YOU JOE *kisses poster* WANNA GO LISTEN TO SOME JAZZY JONAS SONGS?!? Me: *sighs* I feel sorry for your childhood. Go listen to some real music, would ya?

by ShmoobyWhale July 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers

My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)

The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.

Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.

They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"

person 1: What's with you!

person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.

person 1: Jonas Brothers?

Person 2: yes, please kill me

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2009

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.

Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.

by Brenda K. Pren February 25, 2008

Jonathan's Cosmo

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge

We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.

by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005