Jellybean

The cutest cat in the world. She is orange and white, borderline retarded, and has a head tilt. She likes salmon, destroying laptops, socks, and mittens.

The was a vote among all people in the world, and every single cute thing was on the ballot. Jellybean won 82% of the vote!.

by CLittle June 24, 2008

outside jelly

"outside jelly" refers to a vehicle having a candy colored paint job. The vehicles candy paint exterior has a slight resemblance to the coloration of jelly/jam (preserves).

Inside Peanut Buttah, Outside Jelly.
Outside Grape Jelly. (Referring to a purple candy paint.)

by eXentric July 17, 2006

jelly bracelets

i believe it is like this

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc

by your mama said your ugly February 14, 2004

jelly bracelets

Okay this is all a load of crap...It's tipical of frigin parents or dumb ass ppl making up some dumb reason for these bracelets...I have over 60 of them and not once has neone tried to break one or said nething to me about a secret meaning. Why does every new trend or fasion have to be turned around into some gay ass conflict. Im in grade 10 and i wear them every single day, i match them with my outfit and play with them when im bord in class. Even if somebody were to break one of them off, i wouldnt go doing nething with them...In fact id be mad at them for breaking them. All this other crap about the little elementry kids and them being banded from their schools is there choice, god if your kid wears them and then does sumthing with sum1 cuz it got broken off, well then thats the parents fault not theres. I have almost every colour, and i intend to get more. I gave my cuzin a sparkly pink and a sparkly purple one, she links them together and i wear the saem...they're like friend-ship braclets. Me and my best friend share all ours, even though she only has about 5, and we share wrist bands of all colours. God whats next, are you going to say wen a wrist band is pulled off you have to so a sexual favor for sum1?!?!I only herd about this a few days ago and frankly its retarded. If you are so dumb as to do wat the "colour code" says then thats your problem

I would never do nething for neone

by Pissed off teen!! March 13, 2004

Jelly Bracelet Secret

So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.

Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex

blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss

green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek

yellow-huge/kiss

purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/

orange-kiss/huge

glow in the dark-sex toyz

red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex

clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss

pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger

white-flash chest 2 snapper

gold sparkle-make out

any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate

gold-all above

light green-oral sex

light pink-huge/kiss

brown-toss my salad

glittery yellow-hug/kiss

glittery gold-make out

baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)

glittery green-69

gray-silver-flash

yellow sparkle-hug/kiss

glow in da dark pink-grl toyz

glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"

Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part

Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss

Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)

Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!

by Nick's_Girl94 October 1, 2009

Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered

Jelly Belly ToeCumdokered refers to when
a Obese woman gets gracefully fucked in her
jelly rolls.
The man takes his Penis ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.

Hey Francis ... i totally Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
Juanita last night !

by Jason Evanier October 21, 2007

twat jelly

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking

When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.

by Glennah August 30, 2006