hot load of jazz in the face

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.

At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.

by Jarage Band Productions © May 11, 2015

Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.

I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.

by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021

Belgium Trance Jazz Blues

A genre of music defined by J G E and J C B. It combines the land of Belgium with the Trance Jazzy Blues of music. It is enjoyed by at least 2 people in the world.

That sort of background music you here at parties. But only at parties that take place at someone called Annie's house and it had to be in a sort of out door barn, I know ridiculous, AN OUTDOOR BARN. It is commonly know as Belgium Trance Jazz Blues.

by that bloke with the hair. April 7, 2010

jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression

1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.

by Ridgeford March 29, 2009

bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit

I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.

by ChrisFnP February 26, 2014

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

Jazz Spurs

Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.

He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.

Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.

Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban

2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?

3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal

by thathandleisalreadyinusebysm1 July 24, 2015