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hot load of jazz in the face

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.
At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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Belgium Trance Jazz Blues

A genre of music defined by J G E and J C B. It combines the land of Belgium with the Trance Jazzy Blues of music. It is enjoyed by at least 2 people in the world.
That sort of background music you here at parties. But only at parties that take place at someone called Annie's house and it had to be in a sort of out door barn, I know ridiculous, AN OUTDOOR BARN. It is commonly know as Belgium Trance Jazz Blues.
by that bloke with the hair. April 7, 2010
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Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3
girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky
by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021
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Jazz

A type of music preferred by Barry Bee Benson.
by BiggyBoiForehead July 13, 2018
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Jazz

Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe
Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is
by Teoasf July 7, 2018
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