Jackson

Cute, Funny, and definitely not shy, Jackson will always make you flutter inside and laugh at the same time. Every new girl likes him, and even some people that have been around him for years.

Me: I really like Jackson.. Is that weird?

Friend: Of course not! I like him too. What isn't there to love?
He's the whole package!

by Chelsealways September 24, 2011

bo jackson

(verb): To break something, i.e. in the way that Bo Jackson would break bats over his knee or over his shoulders. The term can be used to describe the act of intentionally breaking things as well as accidentally breaking something. Other forms: bo jacksoned (past tense), bo jacksoning (present continuous tense).

bo jacksoned (adjective): broken

"If you don't knock it off with that annoying saxophone, I'm gonna bo jackson it."

"What do you mean you didn't do it? Dude, I stood there and WATCHED YOU bo jackson every piece of my stemware!"

"Yo, which one of you clowns bo jacksoned my coffee pot and didn't tell me? There's coffee ALL OVER the place!"

"When she cheated on him, it really bo jacksoned his self-esteem."

"I need to get a new umbrella. This one is bo jacksoned from the wind."

by Hat W. March 6, 2008

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Randy Jackson

The dawg.

Randy Jackson says, "yo dawg, that was blazin' molten hot!"

by Dreadhead285 February 27, 2009

Jackson

Jackson is an amazing guy he is funny, extremely smart and unexpectedly kind. When you first look at him you may not see much but as you get to know him you will realize he is everything you’ve been looking for. Jackson’s always have amazing eyes and are usually short. Despite his smarts he probably doesn’t try very hard. He may get in trouble but it probably has something to do with you. He is very discreet so you can always trust him with your secrets. Never doubt a Jackson

“What are looking at?”
“Oh nothing” *continues to stare at Jackson *

by 李佳迷 January 31, 2018

miss jackson

Janet Jackson if your nasty.

From Janet Jackson's song Nasty Boys.

by Lolola July 7, 2005

Freddy vs Jason

A 2003 film about a battle between Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series and Jason Voorhees of the 'Friday the 13th' series.

I should have known you wouldn't stop killing, your like a big, stupid dog who can't stop eating...even though your master says you've had enough!!!
-Pamela Voorhees/Freddy Krueger

by Roger_Alvey_ July 16, 2008