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Andy Jacksoning

When you project your desire for a father onto slightly older men.
Paul: “Roger is totally Andy Jacksoning Simon”

Amy: “Yeah that’s so messed up. He must be really insecure
by Garry Guns November 26, 2019
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jackson and shelby

Shelby is the kind of girl who is perfect. Every thing about her is everything you've been looking for looks and personality. Her humour is like no other and she is great with sex. She has alot of talent and Jackson is the luckiest man on earth to have her.
Jackson is a handsome person who's goal is to treat Shelby like a queen. He loves his Shelby more than anyone and anything on earth and will do anything to make his queen happy. He does anything for his girl and will wait travel and do anything for her. He is also a king at making Shelby get what she needs while having sexual interactions.
Shelby and Jackson are a power couple who are meant to be together forever. A pair of long lasting souls who everyone wish they could be. They can get through anything together and are best friends, partners in crime and "star crossed lovers".
" Damn I wish me and my boyfriend/girlfriend were as amazing as Jackson and Shelby"
by Dj Khaled69420 May 2, 2018
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Jackson Xanders

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.
"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"
by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021
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snazzy jackson

the act of squeezing the females breasts so hard they lactate.
ow that hurt. babe that was a snazzy jackson.
dude i heard alex gave his mom a snazzy jackson.
by cumcoveredcosbykid6969 March 4, 2012
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toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.
by dschlein October 21, 2018
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Jackson Potluck

n. a non-traditional painting comprised of feces collected from around the neighborhood or church group (especially that of Karen and Becky) that is then smeared, strewn, and splattered upon a canvas as if they were the different colors in a Jackson Pollock painting.
Those cunty bitches are so plastic, they’d spend money on a Jackson Potluck if their queen bee said to.
by Webster3.1 February 15, 2020
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michael jackson

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by Ullasiskiosk April 9, 2021
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