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IPO

"Initial Public Offering"
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1 (future)
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.

2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
by jtoy2112 July 26, 2011
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Ipokesmot

A pot smoking alcohol binging Emu bird that invented the internet and bothers radio hosts with pizza deliveries. Also is famous with hookers.
"Ipokesmot just sent me a pizza."
by Eldergod October 3, 2013
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iphone 12 mini

the iphone 5 but in 2020.
i got the 2020 version of the iphone 5, the iphone 12 mini
by onetruelegendyt October 14, 2020
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ipod

dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.
by Ben Fong October 23, 2006
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iPhone

An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!
by nughettorund December 10, 2015
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ipod fanboy

One who likes iPods, is extremely ignorant and uses the white and grey ipod earphones.
ipod fanboy: hey what ipod have you got?
me: nah itz a creative zen 8gb
ipod fanboy: ok then, do you have games
me: no, thats what a psp and nds is for
ipod fanboy: no you have a click \wheel?
me: no but the d-pad is way way wat better. BTW, what is you signal-to-response ratio? Mine is 97db what about you?
ipod fanboy: So, I get the ipod earphones so ha.
me: Do you use FLAC?
ipod fanboy: whats that.
me:Hey you have the ipod classic aye
ipod fanboy: the 160gb
me: hey, play a tone on your ipod of 22.1hz
ipod fanboy: are what the hell is wron with it! arrghhh it ssooo loud!!!
by omg42 April 17, 2008
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iPeek

To glance at the screen of someone else's iPod to see what they are listening to.
I iPeeked that guy with the funny shaped head and he was listening to Jimmy Buffet
by Bryan Zera January 4, 2008
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