a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others

his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy

by it’s him May 2, 2019

swim

To weave between lanes in an highway. More used in New york

Yo your good at swimming not gonna lie

by swim> June 21, 2024