beat the ghost

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.

Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.

by Emupudding September 15, 2008

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Cry-Beating

Using you Tear drops as personal Lubricant.

Man, I just caught Josh Cry-Beating!!!

by TinyWilson February 4, 2010

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beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

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When you start making a good beat so that someone can listen or rap to it. If y'all are just chillin' or whatever you can use a pen or pencil or whatever and start beating on a desk or whatever.
*note* Teachers are very annoyed with this, even if your beat is tight.

Guy: Drop da beat, dawg
Gal: *uses pencil and makes a rythm on her desk*

by Quitejaded May 13, 2005

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Beats Headphones

A pair of headphones that are insanely over priced and are usually worn by douche bags or kids with low self-esteem. The user tends to think they have lots of "Swag" and most of the time, the user likes boom-bastic hippety hop music.

John- "Hey, yea, see that kid over there?"
Mario- "Yea, hes wearing Beats Headphones, he must be a douche bag."

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee November 11, 2013

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