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house crazy

attire not fitting for others to see;

the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;

the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;

the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.

I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!

Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
by jobabes February 10, 2010
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House rat

Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.
Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.

Me: But you’re always in your room.
by Alpine Gorilla March 16, 2020
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house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
by Truthbot July 22, 2012
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Sweepstakes House

A place where you have a chance to win prizes. kind of like gambling but not really.
mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?

mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?

mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!

mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.
by MR.EBT January 4, 2013
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Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
by fngrs September 20, 2020
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House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022
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Fortnite House

A big house in which more than 10 people can live and are able to play Fortnite at any time.
by Don Alfredo August 31, 2021
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