Hotdog Mail

A mail service created circa August 2024. It is mostly used by pro bowlers and squelch-maxxers.

Yo bro, do you have Hotdog Mail?

by pubiclairproject2025 August 15, 2024

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frozen hotdog

The cheapest, shittiest of hotdogs. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel.

This frozen hotdog tastes like shit, smells like shit, looks like shit, and probably is a shit.

by SlatherMeInSoap July 21, 2021

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A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.

Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!

by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025

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Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

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Hotdog Behavior

When someone at your employment does something foolish or forgetful and it conflicts with other people getting their work done.

Jennifer hasn't opened replied to my list of questions? That's hotdog behavior.

by Hotdog Princess June 4, 2024

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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

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