Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job

"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein

by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022

Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.

Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.

by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023

Hot dogging

To lather your dick in ketchup, mustard and fried onions before inserting inside the vagina thus creating the snatch into a bun. This can be seen as a pleasurable act or a punish sourced one for example if she didn't wash the dishes correctly.

Oh baby I will hot dog you so hard

She could do with a right old hot dogging

She looks like a right hot dogger, she's up for it.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019