A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.
by just.jb February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexually deviant act, prevalent in the American Midwest, in which two crack-addicted prostitutes are simultaneously penetrated by a mounted pair of moose antlers (often involving double-penetration if the spread of the antler tines permit). Then, each prostitute drinks as much maple syrup as she is physically able. They then must cause themselves to vomit the syrup into the Stanley Cup, which is placed some feet away, all without causing the moose antlers to be 'coughed out' from their respective orifices. The prostitute who first scores a "basket" into the trophy with her maple-syrup vomit wins, and gets to live. The loser is killed and disposed of in a dumpster behind a truck stop. Note that coughing out her antler is grounds for disqualification.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
by Archibald P. Fillibuster February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. The act of digging up a significant figure in the history of Canada (preferably a French Canadian) , then pouring maple syrup into one of the body's orifices , letting it ferment, and then drinking the product. Then, while intoxicated from the intense beverage, one must listen to the Titanic theme song while simultaneously forcing a live Canadian to slap you with a copy of The Beaver.
If you want to get a girlfriend involved, you must give her a hockey stick and let her put it anywhere she wants.
If you want to get a girlfriend involved, you must give her a hockey stick and let her put it anywhere she wants.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you limping?
Person 2: Oh man, last night, my girlfriend watched the Colbert Report and wanted to try out a little bit of Canada's History.
Person 1: But how did you get Celine Dion to come over to your house?
Person 2: We threatened to bomb a poutine factory. Being Canadian, she believed us. And, well, anyways I should probably get my stomach pumped since I drank an entire bowl of maple syrup fermented in the stomach of Tecumseh.
Person 1: The Indian?
Person 2: Yup.
Person 2: Oh man, last night, my girlfriend watched the Colbert Report and wanted to try out a little bit of Canada's History.
Person 1: But how did you get Celine Dion to come over to your house?
Person 2: We threatened to bomb a poutine factory. Being Canadian, she believed us. And, well, anyways I should probably get my stomach pumped since I drank an entire bowl of maple syrup fermented in the stomach of Tecumseh.
Person 1: The Indian?
Person 2: Yup.
by ColbertNation0985 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
by Cubs fan12313 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by umpa lumpa master 45 March 15, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.