Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019

Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.

Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Hafsteinn

Big bulky monster that eats creatine and concrete for breakfast, benches 585lbs and deadlifts 2375lbs. He is intelligent and very loving cars guy. He like big car like ford 150 4x4 V8 engine that driven 2 km. He super tall muscles and is strong af. glonk

Ómæ lord is ðatt ei Hafsteinn? æ em púpíng mæself..!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

Blind Hamster

A new way to say vagoo

You Mother has Blind hamster

by Mittiz November 26, 2009

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014