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hamstershaver

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.
1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.
by johnnny March 29, 2005
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hamsterbating

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."
by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010
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hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.
Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.
by Awek November 24, 2020
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The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance
Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance
by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020
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Hamstering

Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.
by danehippie January 3, 2009
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Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.
by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005
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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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