GRETABALOUS

the best thing that has happened

Oh wow, that is gretabalous

by pseudonwm November 19, 2023

Grephing

The act of not participating in AP Calculus because you’re busy with the tiktok rizz party.

Vincent: Dude are you tryna do this FRQ?
Jason: Nah I’m grephing rn

by TikTok Rizz Party April 11, 2024

geetha maiya

Unmarried older woman, who is an expert in removing human testicles.

That man hating whore proved to be such a Geetha Maiya!

by Sodahith April 15, 2024

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

Greching

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared

Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.

by TheGvmt April 30, 2024

Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.

I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.

I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024