GARTS 💨

When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.

Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals

by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025

GOATS

A disgusting team composition in Overwatch 1 built around triple tank and triple support. The focus of this composition is overwhelming sustain, enabling the team to absorb massive damage while pushing objective with coordinated aggression. It's named after the first e-sports team that used it in an official tournament.

Let's run GOATS
We need to counter this GOATS meta
The GOATS meta might've enforced the 2-2-2 role queue update

by phnx8 March 8, 2025

Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.

Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.

"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"

by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025

gatsbyposting

the act of obsessively posting vague or emotional content with cryptic captions like "missing her rn 🥀" or "some people never change" in hopes that a specific person (usually an ex or unrequited crush) will see it and care.

"Have you seen Mike's Instagram story? He keeps gatsbyposting about his ex as if she's gonna see it and respond to him its so weird. Just DM her or log off."
"She posted 'you were never mine, just borrowed time' on her story again. Full-on gatsbyposting."

by Uncreatively May 27, 2025

Gatsby Clean

A superficial or hurried method of cleaning a space by hiding clutter in closets, under furniture, or out of sight in order to give the appearance of tidiness—typically done to impress guests or visitors. Inspired by the extravagant yet carefully staged appearances in The Great Gatsby

I didn’t have time to deep clean before the dinner party, so I just did a Gatsby Clean—shoved the laundry in the closet and wiped down the counters.

by Hehebene June 3, 2025

Gatsby Syndrome

Posting, Reposting, Liking, or any other form of sharing on social media, with the intent of someone specific seeing the "message"

1. Posting something hoping your crush will see is an example of gatsby syndrome, you got this!

2. Liking a post about how the "love of your life" hurt you is also Gatsby Syndrome, you tell them bestie 💞

by theatergeeeek October 5, 2025