No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

Slippy Gash

A Slippy Gash is a term to describe the female genitalia when aroused.

When the vagina is so wet and ready for sex you can just slip in.

I want to stick my dick in her Slippy Gash.

by Welp D August 12, 2024

nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 02, 2006

That’s On Gashe

This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena

Abdu: I got a 100 on history test i feel so smart

Temsegen: And That’s on Gashe!

by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019

Axe gash

A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.

Kelly had a heavy flow from her axe gash.

by Space guru April 04, 2022

titty gash

The gash located between titties when in a push up bra

Damn , look at that titty gash I could motor boat

by AfterMarketWetDet February 13, 2017

Gashing

Often used to describe pre-marital sex from a higher official, who usually gets off scott-free.

We all know Jim was gashing up there.

by Cotton369 April 03, 2023