Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The Dude November 25, 2004

gary come home

a sad song from spongebob

Guy: Why are you crying?
Other Guy is listening to Gary Come Home

by arkusas October 2, 2016

Gary-Stu

Male counterpart to a Mary-Sue

How could you write someone like that? He's obviously a Gary-Stu.

by silly_walk January 21, 2005

There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Gary Cooper time

Gary Cooper time is High Noon.

"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171

by Neil Sapper June 5, 2008

Gary the No-Trash Cougar

Trash hating and often violent Cougar mascot.
Featured on Family Guy

Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!"

by Aly [Your mom] May 9, 2008

Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009