When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010
Get the Filthy Garbage Disposalmug. Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
Get the floating island of garbagemug. by Joho1993 November 7, 2021
Get the Hot garbagemug. A sophisticated, elaborate insult used to generate the most theoretically damaging reaction. The phrase first reveals the exposition of a standard greeting, which lowers adrenaline levels slightly before countering with the name "garbage rat." This more likely than not is not the recievers actual name, and it implies that the individual is a street rodent. This is often percieved by the prefrontal cortex as a socially unacceptable characteristic, which stimulates an agressive response. This sudden drop and spike of stress horomones greatly damages cardiovascular function, and can potentially kill the reciever.
by sovxiet February 23, 2024
Get the hi garbage ratmug. A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.
Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.
by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018
Get the Garbage Trademug. by HaMufin January 14, 2022
Get the Hot Garbage Maker 2mug.