Frumpwilly

The process of taking a dump in a cup behind a bush while smoking cigars.

friend 1: Did you just frumpwilly?

friend 2: yeah, and I threw it in the trash can!

friend 1: Wicked!

by ForestDump July 4, 2009

fruitgasm

1.to devour any fruits that's so overfuckingwhelming unbelievable sweet which simulates orgasms

2.to use pickle, banana or any fruit shaped like instruments to reach a orgasm

1.I cut that pineapple open yesterday and it's so frigging beautiful, I almost had a fruitgasm !!!

2.Gina tried to use ......(maybe I shouldn't have ..)

by sinny L April 23, 2009

figureskater frustration

A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.

Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.

by MrMorrison February 14, 2006

Blox Fruits

a one piece game on roblox, that contains shit tons of pvp and grinding, half of the community is also toxic and the other half are just a bunch of idiots.

person 1: you wanna play blox fruits?
person 2: yeah why not

by Ixofex March 20, 2022

Frumpied

To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.

Don't buy the number 7 meal, the total adds up right, and you get frumpied.

by Frumpy752 July 14, 2010

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity September 20, 2005

Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.

Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."

by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009