Florida-Style Barbecue 

A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.

Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'

ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."

Florida-Style Barbecue by foodfan July 20, 2011

Florida Jail Cell 

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

Florida Jail Cell by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

Florida Gator's Blanket 

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.

Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.

Florida Gator's Blanket by ealexandra December 31, 2008

Florida OR Germany 

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.

"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold

Florida OR Germany by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003

Florida Funlick 

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

Florida Funlick by Joebammofo January 26, 2009

Florida Wack a Hole 

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

Florida Wack a Hole by DNTechs October 16, 2010

Florida Maracca 

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...

I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!

Florida Maracca by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013