flapjacks

Flapjacks - a very loose pussy that resembles "flapjacks"

"that woman had mad flapjacks"

by ilovethecack May 6, 2003

Flapper Dapper

Another word or less offensive term for a small dick.
A little weenier

Stacy- "hey mary did you hear that ed has a flapper dapper?"

Mary- "yeah what a shame"

by balnboy February 25, 2009

flippity flappity fuck

Noun:

Being a complete idiot to a situation
Knowing what is going but ignoring the fact that you can do something about it

Being a bitch
Acting like a bitch
Talking like a bitch
Pretty much being a bitch coming out of the womb

Guy 1: Dude wanna go pick up bitches at the pool?
Guy 2: Nah I'm staying in its too hot outside.
Guy 1: Fuck you, Flippity Flappity Fuck!!!
Guy 2: I'm very sorry
Guy 1: GET OUTTA MY FACE YOU FUCK

by McWTF July 26, 2011

flapped

getting slapped in the face with a foot

My sunglasses got knocked off my face when she flapped me.

by flapped&wounded June 1, 2011

Flapjack

Killing bitch ass people without them knowing what the DL is.

We are going to Flapjack Andy's girlfriend.

by MBTJESSRW October 8, 2009

Flapper

Someone who talks shit & says things that they know & YOU know will never happen.

"If I knew it was your birthday I totally would have made you a cake or something"......whatever, don't make yourself LOOK like you MIGHT be a good person when your just a "FLAPPER"

by Stef G May 25, 2006

Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.

I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.

by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008