Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous

I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006