Strap on the feed bag

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

Feeding Nuke

Another form of expressing masterbation.

Hey guys, I uh gotta feed Nuke. Sure Ya do

Ahh man, I'm getting chaffing from feeding nuke.

by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

feed the monster

When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.

You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.

by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016

bird feed

To drink from a mini-keg as one friend suspends it in the air.

Pick up that keg and bird feed me!

by nivek1990 November 22, 2009

bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

bottom feeder

A girl or guy who at the end of a night out (club, pub,
bar, etc) whom has failed to hook up, or pull. either because of their apparent lack of game or just because they are unatractive unless you've consumed massive ammounts of alcohol. Usually the later. They are usually preyed on by those who choose to get some action easily.

Bottom Feeders are also found in large numbers at dive bars usually in groups.

Beware there is always a Cock Blocker in the bunch!!
There is also a good chance there is a good looking girl in the group, bottom feeders keep her around to attract the single guys hoping that they will talk to them instead of their hot friend. The opposite of this is that the hot girl has low self esteem and hangs out with the bottom feeders to make herself feel prettier.
she is also easy pickings...

"this place is full of bottom feeders"
"its gettin late, time to fish for bottom feeders"
"bottom feeders at 8 o'clock"
"im trashed bring on the bottom feeders"

by james mavrak June 29, 2006