Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 10, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 22, 2019
by Smalz17 March 19, 2017
The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.
Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.
Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.
by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025