salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 June 03, 2011

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

by The_Russiann November 09, 2015

Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.

"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"

by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021

Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face

Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.

by Gingerbollocks May 03, 2020

Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 09, 2023

Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024